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[Mastadon]

i have a lvl 37 undead warrior named "watchmaker"
looking to make another warrior (tauren). thought the guild name was hilarious and original.

name: Mastadon (like the sh*tty band)
race/class: tauren warrior
lvl: uno...for time being
time: i live in jersey(fahgetaboutit), but i hardly sleep...on all the time...this weekend i stayed awake the whole time and gained 3 almost 4 lvls with my other dude. i work till 5 after that i am golden...unless i am getting annihilated at a bar and trying to dance/drink with stautes of Elvis.
previous exp: none...my roomate got this game and i got hooked...just like he did with crack...sh*t happens

looking to have fun and i love mobs and fighting...look me up under "watchmaker" and lemme show you how i play...not insinuating that i am really good...just giving you an idea.

thanks for the opportunity,
ryan ...(the non-typical jersey a-hole)

p.s. it doesn't smell here...it's just the landfills by the airport and on the turnpike...

[Mastadon]

"watchmaker" is in the guild "Bringers of Blood".

i joined recently when my friend told me it was like our old guild...it's kinda cool, but whatever...

i just want to make a tauren warrior and have loads of fun...

the other guild reminds me of smoking wet cigarettes...kinda weird...

-ryan...i am 24

p.s. again...if i am not online i am drinking diet coke and smoking on my front porch looking at the shopping cart with empty beer bottles in it that's been there since i moved here in august...or my roomate is playing on his dwarf hunter on "proudmoore" server...again...kinda like...whatever...i personally like warriors...eh....

[Xxtacii]

we will be raiding tonight at 730..so our officers should be on. Give one of a tell.

Synful

[Mastadon]

i bet you all a 30 pack os pabst that i will go under like "malibu's most wanted"(i liked it though...strange...hmmm...) did in the movies. i am so down for it...uh...should i use my new dude or "watchmaker"...new guy won't stand a chance...

anyways...thanks...

-ryan